Rabbad ki zubaan meri
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Daant 32-18+15
Math meri weak punch line par ye theek
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Kehte mujhe mere bhai log
Aate hain se tere bheje mein ye dialogue
10 mein pass par dimaag mera loosy sa
Percentage badhti dikhti roj hi rog
Baaton hi baaton mein failne laga hai
Chalte chalte naam mera tehalne laga hai
Maze mein meri kat rahi hai
Sab ki hi fat rahi hai
Muhfaad bina ruke muh pe mukke pelne laga hai
Muh hi muh pe andhadhund ghamashan sa
Mere jaisa likho jinhe lagta aasan sa
Hote hain khush sunke jo pyar karte hain
Likhte jo khud muh banake bethe g**d sa (aww..)
Baat mujhme ye kehti janta
(Kya kehti hai?)
Na hoti toh muhfaad ye naam hi na banta
(Nahi banta bilkul nahi banta)
Baat mujhme ye kehti janta
Na hoti toh muhfaad ye naam hi na banta
Sau hai muh jo hazaar kare baatein
Kya padta farak mujhe
Aji mera ghanta!
Aji mera ghanta!
Ek sach ne kasam se ye sare fake kar diye
Kaan ke niche jo chamand take kar diye
Jupiter leke ghumo Earth pe
Dekho baaton baaton mein hi maine
Do jahan ek kar diye
Ghalti maani chalo haan main sharminda hoon
Maar gaya inko jabse hua main zinda hoon
Fly karun high par pehnu na diaper
Hagg dunga upar se, nadaan parinda hu
Huye khatam sare f**k ab dene ko
Main kehne ko toh bohat kuch ke du
Par rehne do!
Dukhaya dil tha toh kuch toh kahunga hi
4-5 line jazbaaton mein hi behne do (f**k you)
(Can we do that again!)
Burai peeth piche aage bane shakkar
Rakhe tu ho sake jitna muh ye dhak kar
Kalakaar bhai jaise lade na lugaai
Jaise dono tony bhai mere kal ho ya Kakkar
Kala na milti kharach kar sikka
Sab ke liye dil se ye bahar likha
Respect sabki baithe jo top pe ho
Raftaar, Badshah ya chahe Ikka
Kehne ki baat nahi ijjat hai dil se
Wo sab hote khush mere saath wale kill se (kyon?)
Jinhe nawaza kabhi pyar se tha maine
Ab jaleel kar bhagaun inhe bhari mehfil se
Bhaterepan wali nukkad pe road ke
Chugli karo wahan bethe baate c**d ke
Sahi kaha Muhfaad maharaj ne
Har cheej ka ilaaj ** ko chhod ke
Baat mujhme ye kehti janta
(Kya kehti hai?)
Na hoti toh muhfaad ye naam hi na banta
(Nahi banta bilkul nahi banta)
Baat mujhme ye kehti janta
Na hoti toh muhfaad ye naam hi na banta
100 hai muh jo hazaar kare baatein
Kya padta farak mujhe
Aji mera ghanta! (x4)
Aji mera...