Bhasoodi pad gi
Aankh meri lad gi
Bhasoodi pad gi
Aankh meri lad gi

Arey main tha jis pe marta
Pagali kisi aur pe mar gi

Bhasoodi pad gi
Aankh meri lad gi
Bhasoodi pad gi
Aankh meri lad gi

Achi bhali vo mujhse yaaron
Kal tak baatein karti thi
Ab din mein bhi na milati hai
Jad nightout se darti thi
(x2)

Arey lallu, pappu, ganpat
Jaane kisne gadbad kar di

Bhasoodi pad gi
Aankh meri lad gi
Bhasoodi pad gi
Aankh meri lad gi

Aery re aery yaar
Aisa konsa paap kiya hai maine
Parson se tu mujhe bai lagi kehne
Chidaa chidaa ke maar dengi teri bahne
Kehti mujhe tu ja rahi Caneda rahne

Har jagah dikhe baba ji ka thullu!
Kitne pyaar te banaya mera ullu
Ignor karaa ussi iphone se
Jo maine hi diya tha jab gaye the kullu

100 mein se tanne andaa milega
Mere baal dekh taine ganjaa milega
Main Kareena Kapoor jaisi dhnduga
Aur taine Swami Om jaisa banda milega
Ebb tere pe taras aata hai
A.c. ki jagah taine mila faraata hai
Ban ke billi ban ke jo rasta mera kaata
Na lagga jaata hai na taapa hai
(Na lagga jaata hai na taapa hai)

Billion million doller baby
Konsi badi baat hai
Jo kahegi le dunga
Mere sarr par uska haanth hai
(x2)

Bhasoodi pad gi
Aankh meri lad gi
Bhasoodi pad gi
Aankh meri lad gi

Hundal Preet aa oh...